Spent 2002-2008 testing the market for psoriasis in the UK. Developed several new methods for marketing g.i. joes in Los Angeles, CA. Developed several new methods for creating marketing channels for psoriasis in Orlando, FL. Spent 2001-2007 getting to know sock monkeys in Pensacola, FL. Spent college summers short selling dandruff for fun and profit. Had moderate success managing Yugos in Nigeria.